Mary's Black Lamb

Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.

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Alright, listen up, dummy! So, Mary got a lamb, right? But this ain't no ordinary lamb, its fleece is black like coal. Now, our genius here goes to touch it at night (probably thinking it's gonna be all soft and fluffy), and BAM! Next day, they're in court! Why? Because touching someone's lamb without permission is against the law. You probably think touching random animals is fine, but it ain't! You are probably a furry.

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