The Size Check

  • Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.

    A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.

    First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.

    It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."

    He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.

    She walks away and says ok.

    The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. So, there's this joke, right? Three dudes walk into a bar, and this chick says their junk sizes gotta add up to a foot, or else. The American and Black dude's sizes are almost there, but the Asian dude's is tiny. But then he says he's got a boner, which makes it big enough. Get it? It's funny 'cause it plays on stereotypes.

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