Black jokes
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.