Black jokes
Why is Black Panther every cop's worst nightmare?
He is a bulletproof black man.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.
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Js got cussed out for a good 10 mins cause i spaced out talking abt the science behind black holes. Love you too, Mom.
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