What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, nimrod! The joke plays on "old," as in aged, and "old" as in a black and white photo. So, a zebra is "old" because it's black and white, like a super old photo. Get it? Probably not, you dumb dumb.