Black jokes
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
A black cat will be racist next.
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
Fuck you
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.