What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Black Jokes
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
