Black

Black Jokes

My girlfriend said to me dear i think you have hit an animal theirs blood and dents all over the bonnet

I said no love, im not waiting for a black lives matter rally

if a dog is white with black spots then it is 90% great and 10 % guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on EBay, The Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

The way u are so ugly ur parents even regret the day u were born

The way u are so black when ur mom is bathing u in the dark she has to put flour in the water to see u 🤣🤣🤣

Whats black and white and red all over? The darkness of your heart, the dishonour of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

Me people call me emo Older cosin why Becase i always have my hood up and where black cloths and ware black cross earrings