Black jokes
Big black ball sacks.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
W Dad
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
A black cat will be racist next.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her