Black jokes

What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?

"Daddy?"

Big black ball sacks.

What do you call a Black Iron Man?

Robert Browny Jr.

If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"

A black cat will be racist next.

Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”

Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”

At what point does a joke become a dad joke?

When it disappears and never returns home.

Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

Because a black person was approaching.

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?

Crack/her

I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.

Because obviously she doesn’t listen.

Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.

What is the difference between a black man and Jew?

One was born burnt.

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

How do you know Adam and Eve were White?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?

Life is like a bag of jellybeans.

Nobody likes the black ones.