Black jokes
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Fuck you
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
A black cat will be racist next.
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.