Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. – He was high on my list of priorities.
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket
I was in my car listing to my radio steve windwood’s song came on just roll with baby I said that must be one of steven hawkings favorate songs he sings to his girlfrined
This isn’t a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?