Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. -- He was high on my list of priorities.
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There's 3 things I hate. 1. Jokes 2. Lists 3. Irony
A list of sansnpuns would be sans tastic
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Why aren't there any stray cats in china town?
There are but they're they're just listed as "pork" on the menus
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list. But no pun in ten did.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book
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Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
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What is a orphans dream
To get on top of the wanted list 🤣
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
to do list
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imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "you have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
