Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. – He was high on my list of priorities.

There’s 3 things I hate.

  1. Jokes
  2. Lists
  3. Irony

I was in my car listing to my radio steve windwood’s song came on just roll with baby I said that must be one of steven hawkings favorate songs he sings to his girlfrined

Santa said my mom was good… But she is on the naughty list

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