What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it's a play on words. You see, a nun wears a black and white habit. And when you throw her in a blender, she turns red from all the blood. Get it? It's funny because it's morbid! And you, my friend, probably think a balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.