Diver jokes
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Poke diver 1 sucks!
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.