Diver jokes

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?

(Stupid People)

What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.

What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?

- Kelp!

What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.

Poke diver 1 sucks!

I want to di... dive! Yeah!

went (DYM 134).

My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.

And they're off!