What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
