Black jokes
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Memes
W Dad
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.