Black

Black jokes

Word

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

Funeral

Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”

Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”

Waiter

I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.

Because obviously she doesn’t listen.

Jew

What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?

The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.

Memes

Electronics

Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.

Nun

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

Grandpa

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

Adam-and-eve

How do you know Adam and Eve were White?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?

Part

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

Slavery

I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."

Penis

Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?

The black one... he's 13!

Racism

Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

War

What war did the black community win?

The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.

Cop

Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...

Well nvm, they shot him dead.

Male

Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

Because a black person was approaching.