Black jokes
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Memes
Fuck you
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.