Black jokes
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
Memes
Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.