Black jokes
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Memes
Fuck you
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?