Black jokes
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.