Black jokes

What do you call two black lads in gold?

A Twix.

What's black, white, and red all over?

A nun in a blender.

What's big, black, and touches children?

Harambe.

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?

Tax credit.

What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?

Santa got the milk.

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

What do spiders and Black people have in common?

When they’re black, they kill you.

I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.

Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."

What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.

If you are what you eat, then I’m black.

Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.

These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you haven't told her twice.

What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.

JK, dark humor.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive.

What do you call black people in pool?

Coco Pops.

For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?

He blacks out.

I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣

Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"

Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."

The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."

The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"