Black jokes

There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"

The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"

He said, "No, because you're black."

What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?

Santa got the milk.

What's black and eats Kitty?

Serval cancer.

Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?

Friend: No?

Person: Exactly.

What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

What's black, white, and red all over?

A nun in a blender.

What's big, black, and touches children?

Harambe.

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?

Tax credit.

What do you call two black lads in gold?

A Twix.

I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.

Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."

What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.

These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.

Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.

If you are what you eat, then I’m black.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you haven't told her twice.

What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.

JK, dark humor.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive.