Black jokes
What is black, white, and red all over? My third wife.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
I like my coffee like my men, long and black.
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Me and Who?
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.
His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.
The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in her butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”
“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there.”
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit