Black jokes
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
Memes
W Dad
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.