Black Jokes

For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?

He blacks out.

I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣

Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"

Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."

The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."

The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"

Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?

Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?

Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.

He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.

What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?

What is long and black?

The line at Popeyes.

What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.

Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?

Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.

Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

What do you call a black prostitute with braces?

A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.

I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

What do you call a black person?

Dark humor.

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

What's black and found on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."