Black jokes
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What's big and black?
My balls.
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.