Black jokes
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Fuck you
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
Why is it that when in PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but in public when I say "blacks against whites" or "boys against girls" I'm the bad guy?