Black jokes
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Fuck you
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
Why is it that when in PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but in public when I say "blacks against whites" or "boys against girls" I'm the bad guy?