Reflection jokes

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.

I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

Yo momma so ugly she scares herself when she looks in the mirror.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.

Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.

Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.

If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.

Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.

Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.

Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?

I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.