Reflection jokes

Look in the mirror.

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

What did the female dog say to the mirror?

Hi, bitch!

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.

Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.

Also dwarf: can’t see.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?

Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.

I aced my poker test...

My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...

A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...

Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?

Surrounded by loved ones.

My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.

The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.

Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"

Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.

Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.

In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.

Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.