look in the mirror there's a joke for you
what do you call a dad in the mirror?
( Your imagination )
I would roast you, but your mirror does every time you look into it.
I Am glass! People see right through me.
Once I saw a mirror.... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost
That awkward moment when your checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there’s somebody inside
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking. But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
I looked in the mirror yesterday. I still have nightmares...
My wife is like a mirror
I can never look at it
Is that a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself inside them
Hey girl are your pants a mirror. ‘Cause I can see myself in them.
#pick-up-line
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them? A: Look in a mirror.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why am I talking to the mirror.
today when i looked in the mirror i stopped and simply said: it's ok what's inside matters the most. right?
My biggest joke: I’d show you but I don’t have a mirror to show u
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok there just telling me to keep myself safe :)
that's it, it wasn't a joke.
a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
