look in the mirror there's a joke for you
what do you call a dad in the mirror?
( Your imagination )
I would roast you, but your mirror does every time you look into it.
I Am glass! People see right through me.
Once I saw a mirror.... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost
That awkward moment when your checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there’s somebody inside
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking. But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
My wife is like a mirror
I can never look at it
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
I looked in the mirror yesterday. I still have nightmares...
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
Hey girl are your pants a mirror. ‘Cause I can see myself in them.
#pick-up-line
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why am I talking to the mirror.
today when i looked in the mirror i stopped and simply said: it's ok what's inside matters the most. right?
My biggest joke: I’d show you but I don’t have a mirror to show u
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
