Beverage jokes
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid.
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.