A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Beverage Jokes
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
My dad went to go get milk.
I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.
I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
