Beverage jokes
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
Champagne
"Among Us" tea water.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.