Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
Beverage Jokes
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
I like my coffee like my men, long and black.
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
"Among Us" tea water.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Oh, he needs some milk!
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
