Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
I like my coffee like my men, long and black.
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
"Among Us" tea water.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
Oh, he needs some milk!
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
