The Drink Order

Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about a misunderstanding. The dude asks for a "blow job" at the bar, which sounds like he wants a sexual favor. But then he clarifies he just wants the drink called "Blow Job". You probably thought the first thing 'cause you got a dirty mind, don't you?

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