Koolaid jokes
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Pop a choccy milk!
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.