Beverage jokes
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.