Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
What's a depressed persons favourite drink
Depresso espresso
Nah just kidding it's bleach
I like my people how I like my tea..
In a bag under water.
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
what do you call a sad cup of coffee? Answer: Depresso
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as RedBull
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive,slipped,and said, "oh shit".
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says who the fucks be fucking my wife the room goes silent, the guy in the back finishes his beer and says you ain't got enough bullets.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Q: What’s a koalas favorite drink
A: Coca Koala
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
