Beverage

Beverage Jokes

Soda

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

Tea

I like my people how I like my tea...

In a bag under water.

Suicide

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso espresso.

Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.

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  • Depression

    If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

    Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!

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  • Night

    Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

    Football Team

    What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

    The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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  • Alcohol

    If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

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  • Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

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