Beverage jokes
If sugar is a drug, does that mean putting it in coffee is overdose?
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
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Drink tea with friend game night.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.