What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What's the difference between Englandβs football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as RedBull
what do you call a sad cup of coffee? Answer: Depresso
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
