I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper
How much context pecker? You Press context categoria, go discord Drink tea with friend game night
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER
I may not be your cup tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot if tequila
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE”
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
