Beverage

Beverage Jokes

Duck

I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:

Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?

Because he wanted grapes.

Baby

What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.

Orphan

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

Context

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

Job

I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.

Drink

What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.

Roman

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.

"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.

The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"

Pop

What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.

Rapper

How does a rapper like their coffee?

With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.

Milk

I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.

The dad finally came back with the milk!

Tequila

I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.