Beverage jokes
Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?
Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?