Beverage jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?
Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.