I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
