BlessedBrian jokes

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.

It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.

I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.

BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.

"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."

I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.

If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.

BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.

If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.

I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.

If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.

BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.

I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.