BlessedBrian jokes

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.

If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.

I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.

BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.

If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.

BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.