BlessedBrian jokes

There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.

If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.

I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.

BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."

If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.

BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.

"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.

If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.

I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.

If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.

Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.