Behavior jokes

Who can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?

The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

Where was your mom last night? In the man club?

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Teacher: "Stand up, class!"

She is sitting down.

Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHUT UP!!!

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.

What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?

How much cum does a gay guy have?

An ass loaded.

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”

I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.

Why did the cow cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken.

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

A: To show he wasn't a chicken.