Behavior jokes
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Memes
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”