Behavior jokes

The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

Where was your mom last night? In the man club?

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Teacher: "Stand up, class!"

She is sitting down.

Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHUT UP!!!

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.

What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?

How much cum does a gay guy have?

An ass loaded.

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”

I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.

Why did the cow cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken.

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

A: To show he wasn't a chicken.

"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.

Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:

Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.

And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"

I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.