Behavior Jokes

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHUT UP!!!

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?

Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”

Still from Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" music video with the text "Me when that one kid reminds the teacher about homework. You know the rules, it's time to die."

You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.

Why is a rap boat like a dog?

They both get off sniffing assholes.

"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.

What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?

Nothing, they both spout shit.

I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.

Why did the cow cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken.

Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?

Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

A: To show he wasn't a chicken.

How much cum does a gay guy have?

An ass loaded.

Teacher: "Stand up, class!"

She is sitting down.

Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"

Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:

Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.

And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"

I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.