Behavior jokes
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Whats up brother
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.