Behavior jokes
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝