Behavior jokes
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm