Behavior jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.