My sister said that you no that that is really cool than I said you no you can shut up
jesus and satan are just basically homer and flanders. one tries to help the other, only for satan to just say "shut up".
I told an orphan two never stop talking until their parents come home
Now I can’t get it to shut up
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says "my brother has just been hit by a car." The policeman replied with "OK then first I need to know your name." "Shut up" "No, I need to know your name." "Shut up." "Excuse me but where are your manners." "Round the corner picking up shit."
Two cows were hiding.One said:"Moooo" The other one said:"Shut up! We're hiding!"
What to say to a single guy whos insulting you. "Shut up you horny virgin"!
There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo
What's a deaf kids favourite words?
Shut up.
- Mommy, i want a bicycle !! - Shut up Sam! You've already have your wheelchair!
Kid: but mom I don’t want to see grandma Mom: shut up and keep digging
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest? Mom: Shut up and keep licking.
Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.
- Mommy, what will i be when i'm grown up? - Shut Up Sam, you've got cancer!
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up
If you get you get it
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
(Bully) boy you ugly
(Me) boy shut up thats why your hairline start at the back of your head
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress...ewww!" "Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Bully : shut up and give me your money otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin Boy : haha I am not a virgin anymore Bully : haha nice joke Boy : if you don't believe then ask your sister or brother Bully : hah I don't have any sibling Boy : will just wait for 9 months then u will know
Mommy mommy! Are we Vampires? Shut up and drink your soup before it clots.
