I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about making fun of emo people. Emos are stereotyped as liking the dark and being super depressed. So, the joke is that the emo girlfriend doesn't like lights because she's emo and prefers darkness. You probably like the dark too, since you are as dumb as a bag of rocks.