Awareness jokes

"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."

This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.

Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

Hi, I have a question for you.

Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?

Yeah, sorry xD

A boy asked his dad for some money to buy an ice cream with, so he went to an ice cream van. Whilst he was in the queue, two boys asked him what flavor he was getting. He told them "strawberry." The two boys were shocked and beat him up. The ice cream man felt bad and gave him his strawberry ice cream for free.

When he got home, his dad also asked what flavor he bought. The boy said "strawberry." His dad then kicked him out of the house. The boy, confused, walked down the street and was stopped by the police, who were looking for a boy who had been eating strawberry ice cream. The boy said, "That's me," and the policeman arrested him.

A week later in court, the boy was on trial. The judge asked, "Can you tell me what were you doing on the fifth of May?" (the day he was arrested) The boy said, "I was eating ice cream." The judge decided he was innocent. On the way out, the judge asked him what the flavor was (he had forgotten to ask during the trial). Of course, he answered with "strawberry." The judge, horrified, realized he had given the wrong verdict and the boy should have been executed. Unfortunately, he couldn't change what had happened, so the boy walked out and crossed the road but was hit by a car and died.

The moral of the story is look left and right before crossing the road.

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.

Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D

There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.

100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.

Do you know Helen Keller?

Yes.

Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!