Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do we want?!
A CURE FOR TOURETTES!!
When do we want it?!
CUNT!!!
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person? About 3 years
Unfortunately NASCAR has been cancelled. The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work, not aware that her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "That's my dad outside." Man: "How much did you say the baseball was again?" Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad." Man: "How much did you say the glove was again?" Boy: "$750." Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!" The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000." The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Do not start that shit again!"
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
Your so short, when it rains your the last one to know
When someone says don't talk back to me, say I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back?🤔
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. 2 of my best friends have it and its actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. Its really not funny to joke about depression.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
