Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work, not aware that her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "That's my dad outside." Man: "How much did you say the baseball was again?" Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad." Man: "How much did you say the glove was again?" Boy: "$750." Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!" The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000." The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Do not start that shit again!"
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
