Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
My day started out great until I woke up.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
You realize you're in a paradox until you die. You'll see yourself die by murder, suicide, old age, etc.
Then you realize you're dreaming, but you realize that if you die in a dream, you die IRL.
I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
