Consciousness

Consciousness Jokes

Number

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.

Sex

Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?

A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.

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    Paradox

    You realize you're in a paradox until you die. You'll see yourself die by murder, suicide, old age, etc.

    Then you realize you're dreaming, but you realize that if you die in a dream, you die IRL.

    Suicide

    I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision.

    Brain

    The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

    But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

    God

    God's consciousness: Art.

    God's unconsciousness: Christianity.

    God

    Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?

    Chair

    A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"

    I said, "Yes, I know I am."

    Dream

    So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.

    We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!

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