Awareness jokes
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
The person who is reading this.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Julius Caesar & Tork Poettschke at the doctor's office:
"The doctor has now sent me the bill."
"Make him aware of his duty of confidentiality!"
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
You're gay if you see this.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.