Awareness jokes
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
You're gay if you see this.
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
I trained a wolf to meditate, so now she's aware-wolf.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
Julius Caesar & Tork Poettschke at the doctor's office:
"The doctor has now sent me the bill."
"Make him aware of his duty of confidentiality!"
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."