Awareness jokes

Hi, I have a question for you.

Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?

Yeah, sorry xD

Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?

"No."

Yeah, but then he woke up.

A woman's husband has a yearly conference. The first night he's away from home, their teenage son Tommy comes into their room at night and starts to make love to her, but she knows that it can be dangerous to wake a sleepwalker, so she doesn't say anything. He does this every night for two weeks and stops when his father comes home.

She realizes she's pregnant and has a baby boy.

The next year the same thing happens, she gets pregnant again, and has a baby girl.

The third year, she's feeling very guilty, and after thirteen nights of incredible passionate lovemaking she sits Tommy down and tells him, "Every time your father leaves town on business, you sleepwalk into my bedroom and make love to me. Bobby and Anna aren't just your brother and sister, you're their father!"

Tommy said "You think I was sleepwalking?"

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

Lemme just say one thing:

Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?

Tying.

Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?

The person who is reading this.

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

Did you know Hellen Keller has a pool?

Neither did she.

"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.

The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.

One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.

What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?

"Can you show me what rape is?"

Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.

Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?

Neither did she.