What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting Target practice
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
I trained a wolf to meditate, so now she's aware-wolf.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
The person who is reading this.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
