Awareness jokes
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Memes
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
What is the darkest month?
Black History Month.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
I trained a wolf to meditate, so now she's aware-wolf.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.