Awareness

Awareness jokes

Blonde

What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?

"Can you show me what rape is?"

Red Dot

Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!

Zone

When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."

Woman

Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"

Because she was uneducated.

Bar

A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.

Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.

War

How does an American know that his time has come?

He starts hearing Vietnamese.

Kid

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

Month

The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

That day is called "April Fool's."

Bar

Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.

Doorknob

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

Zone

I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"

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  • Johnny

    One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.

    Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.

    Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."

    Baseball Game

    When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.

    People

    So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.