Awareness jokes
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.
Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."