Awareness jokes
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
What is the darkest month?
Black History Month.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
You're gay if you see this.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
I trained a wolf to meditate, so now she's aware-wolf.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
Julius Caesar & Tork Poettschke at the doctor's office:
"The doctor has now sent me the bill."
"Make him aware of his duty of confidentiality!"
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."