Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.
Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
