Attraction jokes
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Are you bisexual…
Or are you hellosexual?
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
If I'm dying and you ask me what's my type, I will say Karl Jacobs. Then my monitor will start beeping and y'all will get dragged out screaming, "YOUR BLOOD TYPEEEE!"
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
I love big hot sexy men.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"