Attraction jokes
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day.
Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first.
Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am.
Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet.
Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you.
Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you.
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down.
Most restaurants are closed at night, but your legs aren’t.
I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out.
Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight.
Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall.
I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, but I hope it’s you.
Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream.
Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you.
Do you sing in the shower? Because if so, I need a private ticket of your concert.
Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between.
Are you a blanket? Because you’re on top of me every night.
Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7.
Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream.
I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.
Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down.
Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
I only trust people that like big butts.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
I always press the stop button to see you.
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.