Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock
Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?
Social Distancing.
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
Are you corona?? Cuz it’s hard to breath around u ;)
Kid: I have the corona virus
Nurse: here is an ice pack
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China
corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos *snap*
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive." to the corona patients
Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised
What if your Corona Test is neutral?
If your corona test shows to lines?
Is that than positive or negative?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
I think I gave you the corona virus because I can't stop staring a-choo
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures? Because they hate their lives and want to die.
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender “give me 2 beers”. The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guys beers bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender “hey what are u doing I didn’t order for bud lights I want corona beer”. The bartender replies “ sir I gave you a mix of bud light and corona and it’s on the house everyone is drinking corona tonight”.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Corona Virus and toilet paper.
