Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)

Are you corona?? Cuz it’s hard to breath around u ;)

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the corona virus? When someone sneezes every one shits they’re pants

Kid: I have the corona virus

Nurse: here is an ice pack

Why DIDN’T the chicken cross the road?

Social Distancing.

Why did only blonds show up at Saturday’s party during the Corona crisis?

Cause their computers flashed, Virus blocked!

The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.

How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?

Because of the Corona Virus

Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.

I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R Whites in the other…I got into a hot sweat I think I have Corona Virus

corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos snap

How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona? A Cor-owner.