Corona jokes
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
which meme is the best
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
China.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 2 beers." The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guy's beer bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender, "Hey, what are you doing? I didn't order Bud Lights, I want Corona beer." The bartender replies, "Sir, I gave you a mix of Bud Light and Corona, and it's on the house, everyone is drinking Corona tonight."
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.