Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?
Social Distancing.
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
China
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive," to the corona patients.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
What if your Corona test is neutral?
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 2 beers." The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guy's beer bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender, "Hey, what are you doing? I didn't order Bud Lights, I want Corona beer." The bartender replies, "Sir, I gave you a mix of Bud Light and Corona, and it's on the house, everyone is drinking Corona tonight."
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
