Corona jokes
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
which meme is the best
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
China.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 2 beers." The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guy's beer bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender, "Hey, what are you doing? I didn't order Bud Lights, I want Corona beer." The bartender replies, "Sir, I gave you a mix of Bud Light and Corona, and it's on the house, everyone is drinking Corona tonight."
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.