I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive." to the corona patients
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)
Are you corona?? Cuz it’s hard to breath around u ;)
Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised
Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?
Social Distancing.
China
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
I think I gave you the corona virus because I can't stop staring a-choo
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos *snap*
I like my covid like I like my women, 19 and easy to spread.
Kid: I have the corona virus
Nurse: here is an ice pack
Why do pedos hate corona ?because they have to stay to meaters away form children 😈
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender “give me 2 beers”. The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guys beers bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender “hey what are u doing I didn’t order for bud lights I want corona beer”. The bartender replies “ sir I gave you a mix of bud light and corona and it’s on the house everyone is drinking corona tonight”.
What if your Corona Test is neutral?
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
If your corona test shows to lines?
Is that than positive or negative?
