A Floral Proposition of Pants

Categories

  • Rose
  • Violet
  • Pickup Lines
  • Pants
  • Poem
  • Romance

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, you silly goose! This joke is like when you try to catch a fish with your bare hands – clumsy but kinda funny. It's a pickup line, see? The dude is saying he's got a "bouquet" (get it, like flowers?) in his pants. Which ain't flowers, ya dig? It's his junk! Haha! It's supposed to be romantic but ends up being straight-up blue humor. And you probably fell for it, didn't you?

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