Attraction

Attraction jokes

Woman

A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.

Girl

What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?

She had small tits.

A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."

To which the woman replied, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318."

The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.

The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.

What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.

You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!