A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
To which the woman replied, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318."
Okay, you, the genius who posted this, listen up! So, this man, probably clumsy like you, accidentally hits a woman's boob. Smooth, right? He tries to be all charming and says if her heart is as soft as her boob, she will forgive him. It's a cheesy line. But the woman, clearly not impressed with his charm, turns the whole thing around. She says if his dick is as hard as his elbow, she's down for some action, and she specifies a room number. It's a suggestive way to say that she's open to the 'apology' he owes her.
