Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
