Attraction jokes
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.