Attraction jokes
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
I only trust people that like big butts.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)