Attraction jokes

My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...

Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!

Rizz

Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.

Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.

A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"

What objects have the most gravitational force?

A Lambo and a gold digger.

What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?

"I'd smash that."

I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.

Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.

Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.

A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.

Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.

Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!

What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?

She had small tits.

Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.

Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.

If you know, you know. 😏😏

Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.