Attraction

Attraction Jokes

Ball

Rizz

Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.

Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.

Object

What objects have the most gravitational force?

A Lambo and a gold digger.

Iceberg

What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?

"I'd smash that."

Walk

I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.

McDonald's

Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

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  • Arrest

    A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"

    Vagina

    Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.

    Man

    A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

    Lip

    I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.

    If you know, you know. 😏😏

    Blowjob

    Why do men give cold women their jackets?

    No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.