Attraction

Attraction jokes

Ball

Rizz

Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.

Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.

Arrest

A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"

Object

What objects have the most gravitational force?

A Lambo and a gold digger.

Iceberg

What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?

"I'd smash that."

Walk

I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.

McDonald's

Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

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  • Vagina

    Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.

    Man

    A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

    Lip

    I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.

    If you know, you know. 😏😏

    Blowjob

    Why do men give cold women their jackets?

    No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.