Attraction jokes
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
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