Attraction jokes

If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?

When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.

Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.

Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)

Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

Rizz.

Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.

Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫

Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?

Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.

Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.

When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."

You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣