Attraction jokes

If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?

When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.

Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.

Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)

Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫

Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?

Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

Rizz.

Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.

Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.

When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?