Attraction jokes

Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)

Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

You look sexy with that rope around your neck.

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.

Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.

Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫

Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

Rizz.

Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.

When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?

Why?

'Cause I’m digging that ass.

The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.

The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.

You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!