Attraction jokes
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money... Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
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I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
penis.
I like penis.