Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Attraction Jokes
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)
I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
penis.
I like penis.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
Animals are just... so hot!
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
