Attraction jokes
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
I love big hot sexy men.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.