My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told me friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him "The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
ye eli is hot
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
