Attraction jokes
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.