My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
ye eli is hot
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
