Attraction jokes

The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.

The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.

You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!

My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.

Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."

Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

Boy: Hey! I love you...

Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.

*boy sent a pic of his dic*

Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.

Yeah, Eli is hot.

A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.

Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩

I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀

You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.

Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?

Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?

You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.