Attraction jokes
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
I love big hot sexy men.
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
Memes
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Yeah, Eli is hot.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?