Attraction jokes
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
Eventually find me attractive.
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Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
To which the woman replied, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318."
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.