The 60+ Best Excitement Jokes

What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?

It is ground breaking!

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?

Asking for a friend.

Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months? Answer: The box said 3-5 years!

I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth

You know why emos get excited playing minecraft? They see a creeper

What is boring? Talking about boring things

I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out

So I was digging up in the garden and I found some treasure I was gunna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden

One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided try to find the treasure. After several hours they found the treasure, it was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friend wear the suit and hugs the other friend. They were both red.

i was exited to watch fast and furious because of Dom Toretto then i realised family is nothing to me cause im an orphan

my brother cant wait for spring... he wet his plants!

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.

im so fucking bored

I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what"s inside it!

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing!!! Tomorrow I am going to six flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR day!!!!!! Woohooo!!!!