Bouquet jokes

At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.