Attraction jokes
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
You're so hot!
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Want to have sex?
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."