Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Attraction Jokes
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
rate me honestly
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
Want to have sex?
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.
Eventually find me attractive.
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I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
