Attraction jokes
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Hey girl, are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates' attention.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
You like kissing boys, don't you?
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.