Attraction jokes
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
You like kissing boys, don't you?
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!