Attraction jokes

You're so hot!

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

Why did the parachute refuse to open?

Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.

Did you fart, cause you blew me away?

You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.

Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.

Sike, I lied. I like big black men.

Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*

Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?

Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.

If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

Want to have sex?

Are you a waterfall?

'Cause I'm falling for you.

Kaden wants to have sex with you.

Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.