You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that you're so skinny, the wind will carry you away. Theme parks don't want a repeat of that, hence, no roller coaster for you. Also, people can't 'flew', they FLEW.
ARealFuckingVampire
*before*
Anonymous
Dead joke