I always press the stop button to see you.
Attraction Jokes
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" đ
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
You know my first name, but donât worry about it; youâll only be screaming my first.
Real
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Guy: Are you tired?
His âCrushâ: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because youâve been running through my mind all day?
His âCrushâ: Thatâs sweet.
Guy: Iâm joking, you donât look like you do any running.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back đđ„Ž
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
If you were a fruit, youâd be a âfine-apple.â
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, Iâd still only have five cents.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and youâre hot."
