Attraction jokes
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
I always press the stop button to see you.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!