Attraction jokes
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
I love big hot sexy men.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Want to have sex?
penis.
I like penis.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
Hey girl, are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates' attention.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Pedophiles smell good.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙