Attraction jokes
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
I always press the stop button to see you.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.