Attraction jokes

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

I always press the stop button to see you.

Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.

I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.

Not a joke.

Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?

I love Bubba girls and yea.

Me: You have pretty eyes.

Her: Thank you.

Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

Guy: Are you tired?

His “Crush”: No.

Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?

His “Crush”: That’s sweet.

Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

Do you know what's lonely?

Your lips, wanna meet mine?

I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.