Attraction jokes
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
I always press the stop button to see you.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
You like kissing boys, don't you?
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.