Attraction jokes

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot, but they're both quiet.

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

I always press the stop button to see you.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

Did you sit in sugar?

Because you've got a sweet ass.

Why is the gay kid gay?

Because he likes men.

I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.

Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.

You like kissing boys, don't you?

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

I love Bubba girls and yea.

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.