Attraction jokes

Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

I always press the stop button to see you.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.

Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.

I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Guy: Are you tired?

His “Crush”: No.

Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?

His “Crush”: That’s sweet.

Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

I love Bubba girls and yea.

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!

Me: You have pretty eyes.

Her: Thank you.

Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴

Do you know what's lonely?

Your lips, wanna meet mine?

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.