Attraction jokes
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
I always press the stop button to see you.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?