Attraction jokes
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
like this if u think its sexy
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y'uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job," so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!!!
Y'uree (😯): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm..... mhmmmmmm..... ummmmm..... hmmmmm.... not a bad idea!
Jarod (🤨): Or not?
Y'uree (🙄): Shut up, man!
Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?