Attraction jokes
I love big hot sexy men.
You're really sexy 😉
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
Hey girl, are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates' attention.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
To which the woman replied, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318."
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money... Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.