Attraction jokes
I wank over Rose Watson.
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Yeah, Eli is hot.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
I love big hot sexy men.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.