Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Fatal Attraction Parachute
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. So, the parachute didn't want to open 'cause it was super attracted to the ground, like, in a deadly way. Fatal attraction, get it? It's like when you're drawn to something you know is bad for you, like sniffing your own socks, you weirdo.