What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight
why did the monkey fall out of the tree he was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree he was also dead why did the third monkey fall out of the tree monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree he was stapled to the first one
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
because thay don't have any rights
IF YOU EVER GET MAD AT A ORPHAN PUCH THEM IN THE FACE... WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO TELL THERE PARENTS?
wHAT DO YOU CALL A PEIS
What's the time? How would I know?
what comes next in the pattern, ottffs_
s because it represents numbers going up, one two three four five six seven
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "Cow."
A man bought a brand new iphone but returned it, why The apple was already bitten.
Which band doesn’t make music? One Direction
whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo a hippo is really heavy a zippo is a little lighter
I'm reading a book about Anti-Gravity. I cant put it down!
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of the is a police officer.
Are guys scared of the word Choppiness Because it is literally saying (chop-penis)
My dad drove past a graveyard he said “I won’t be buried there.” I asked why. He said “Because I am not dead yet”
Student asks teacher if I throw apple & noodles which 1 will fall 1st teacher replied I don't know then student replied noodles will fall 1st because noodles r fast foods
here's a joke - your life
