Anti-jokes

Anti-jokes

Santa

  • Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?

    A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!

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  • Paranoia

  • A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"

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  • Muffin

  • Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"

    The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"

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