Anti-jokes

What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.

You're gay, except it...

"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.

"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."

What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?

A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?

All of the jokes are just abuse.

Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!

Look in a mirror.

My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)

Please don't kill [me].

Penis.

What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.

Why is Donald Trump president?

So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.

What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same!

What is a lot?

Syphilis.

Fuck burger.

What's hot and hard?

Me when I look at children.

I have breakfast with my boys.

The joke is me.

Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.

What's long, yellow, and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.