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Anti-Jokes
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
All of the jokes are just abuse.
Look in a mirror.
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
Please don't kill [me].
Penis.
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What is a lot?
Syphilis.
Fuck burger.
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
I have breakfast with my boys.
Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.
The joke is me.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
